We all have been there. You get into an argument with someone and it got you so riled up but no matter how hard you tried, you couldn’t come up with an answer long after the argument was done and dusted. I know right! It’s a common feeling for people who can’t throw savage replies at people like a loaded canon who try to insult them.

Savage Replies To People Who Insult You – Speak For Yourself

We all have been there. You get into an argument with someone and it got you so riled up but no matter how hard you tried, you couldn’t come up with an answer long after the argument was done and dusted. I know right! It’s a common feeling for people who can’t throw savage replies at people like a loaded canon who try to insult them.

Savage Replies

The reality check is that there are haters everywhere. With social media in existence, your existence is questioned, insulted, and degraded by every passing being. Is it fair? No. Does anybody care? Also, No.

Recently, this idea pooped that I wanted to write an article for people who needs those savage replies on their fingertips to be used when most needed. Because not everybody has a brain that can come up with the most awesome replies at people who try to take a pick at them or their craft.

If you are a creator, artist, or present any kind of skill on an open platform then you HAVE faced some form of backlash. Sometimes, it can be positive criticism but for most its just BS that people say to you just because they are mean, insecure, and trapped in their bubble.

People Who Bully, Insult, or Hate

Recent research discovered that one in two people have experienced some form of bullying in the last 12 months. The research further simplified that perhaps the fact is true – People who bully others are insecure and flawed themselves. They have so much negativity in them, that may be due to family trauma, relationships, low self-esteem, lack of education, or aggressive behavior. The only way they find to release this negativity is to pass it on as much as they can. Regardless of how it affects others.

I feel that, when someone tries to insult you, the best is to ignore them.

I need these replies in my life and so do you. So let’s get started.

Witty Replies

  1. You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room
  2. Someday you will go far. I wish you stay there
  3. The people who tolerate you daily are the real heroes
  4. It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.
  5. I will ignore you so hard you will start doubting your existence.
  6. You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
  7. You are so full of shit, the toilet’s jealous.
  8. Have a nice day, somewhere else.
  9. I am returning your nose. I found it in my business.
  10. If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape

Intelligent Replies

  1. I’ve been called worse by better.
  2. Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
  3. Don’t get bitter, just get better.
  4. Aww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.
  5. I’m not insulting you; I’m describing you.
  6. Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.
  7. That sounds like a “you” problem. Hence, I do not receive it.
  8. Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything!
  9. I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong
  10. I refuse to have a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent.

Funny Replies

  1. I envy people who have never met you.
  2. I love how you state the obvious with such a sense of discovery
  3. I would say your mind is a bit twisted but it seems to be sprained.
  4. Congratulations on receiving your master’s degree on stating the obvious!
  5. Keep talking – you are under a diagnosis
  6. Your intention to mask insult with humor isn’t working
  7. Make sure to look at yourself before judging me
  8. If there is a problem wherever you go – then you have your answer
  9. Tired of the drama that follows you then stop playing the lead
  10. You reap what you sow

Burning Replies

  1. Do something effective with your time like soul searching.
  2. Oh no! you don’t like me. I will schedule sometime later to cry about it, Right now I am busy enjoying my life
  3. I am so glad to have found you – an expert on my life. Please slow down I am taking notes
  4. While you are at it just turn down the dial on your psycho
  5. You have the right to your opinion and I have the right to ignore it
  6. I am responsible for what I say However the interpretation part is in your court
  7. I vouch for freedom of speech but you should also know when to shut up
  8. Do you have a warning label?
  9. You have a talent. You can make a scene out of nothing
  10. Don’t get mad when I pull you on you

Best-Hitting Savage Replies

  1. You aren’t on my priority list. I will let karma deal with you
  2. Heard you! I just don’t care
  3. You are the reason no one really likes you
  4. It is so funny how people love to talk about things they don’t know jack about
  5. It must be sad being so nasty that it’s oozing out of you now
  6. People drop mics, you drop bullshit
  7. Oh, you were trying to be funny. Better luck next time
  8. Aw, thank you. At least I can always count on you to sprinkle negativity into my day.
  9. If you can’t be positive, at least try to be quite
  10. Have you considered minding your own problems?
  11. If I started, you will be googling “how to stop crying?”

How to train yourself to become better at comebacks?

Some people aren’t that great with comebacks when someone insults them, if you are one of them then take a moment to collect your thoughts and weigh your words. Sometimes. It is better to take the high road and ignore the negativity. Whereas there will be days when you have to take a step at hitting just as low as them to show that their remarks are not landing well with you. 

If you really think about it, people say a lot of things to rub you the wrong way. If you can sense that the person is trying to insult you by masking it in humor, then the chances are that they are trying to incite a reaction from you. Now, you have to learn to respond and not react.

There are a few things to keep in mind while training to become better at comebacks:

  1. Develop a sense of humor. This will help you to not get offended when an insult comes your way.
  2. Listen to the words and the tone to understand what the other person is aiming for.
  3. Be confident in what you say. Because as long as you are comfortable in your tone, it really doesn’t matter what you say.
  4. Work on your self-esteem to improve your body language to coordinate with your savage replies
  5. Whatever you do, never become defensive with your comebacks

A Word From Me

Savage comebacks aren’t meant to be rude. They need to give shut-up calls to people who try to cross your boundaries. Your goal should be to express yourself but not at the expense of other people’s feelings.

I understand that wiring your brain to come up with savage replies for people who try to insult you is not an over-night task. I will take time and practice. An important note to keep in mind is to be composed and not to be impatient. With that in mind, I hope this article will help you a little insight into how you can put the bullies back in their place without losing self-respect.

There will be people who love you, hate you, ignore you, or right up insult you. Choose your battles wisely and put your energy into things that bring out the best for you. But never hesitate to call out someone who tries to bring you down.

I would love to hear about your thoughts on the topic or savage replies that work best for you. 

Let’s connect through my social media you can find at the end of the page!

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